the criteria

just read some blogs here and there and was reminded of my 'WTN'. ok. today's 'WTN' comes from victor xia. he saw ja liy's lap top, whose desktop background was a painting. a holy painting. A VERY RELIGIOUS and sacred painting. vic, in his excitement to make fun of baey, saw it, and said ' wahlau! baey! why your desktop picture got 3 gay men!'. WTN. we pray he wont kanna lightning or something.
i am going to make a list. have been inspired to do this by talking to shawn, tqui( tee renxin), and baey.
alas, also, inspired by mel liew's blog (mel mel)(say it in jothie tone), i have decided to come up with a...with a something. i dunno what to call it. interested girls may apply. mel mel in her blog says she has strict criteria. thats too cryptic. so, if you want me to sweep you off your feet, i have devised a 5 stage test to check if you apply. or frens, you know anyone that can apply, just tell me man. and sorry if i enact retrospective legislation after this. i will try to make mine clear and certain.

1. must be biologically, physically, and behaviourally female.
2. christian (broad category)
3. cultural feminist (this is very different from the stereotypical feminist)
4. naughty(on the outside) yet nice(on the inside).
5. zhiwei must like her. (this is a very broad cat. entirely up to zhiwei's discretion).

after further thought, i was wondering, is it true that one just likes a person similar to him/her self? Mel Mel talked about music. hmm...shawn agreed that musicians have a hidden streak of selfishness. hmm...how about drummers?

which reminds me= LAWFLOWERS!!!!!
we need to start playing after the damn exams. the lawflowers were
Samuel Lotus Lim on electric guitar
Ziliang Poppy on lead guitar/ vocals
Zhiwei Periwinkle on drums (vocals wannabe)
Victor Venus Flytrap Xia rhythm guitar/vocals
Andrew Lily Lee bass guitar (respect hahahaha)
Evelyn Mimosa on keyboard (going to America!)
i cant wait to play music. i think it is one of the greatest Gifts God has given. shiok.

oh these are some of the things that have been cracking me up. imitating tutors. it's highly amusing. it's just one of those things that crack students up without fail. i know la, a bit the 23 this year still so childish. i dont care!
zhiwei(jothie, high pitch, airy) : Zhiwei, what do YOU think?
Shawn(shawn, strongly enunciated, A&G associate type): HUUUWAAATT? EXCEPT.
Sylvia(Dianne, American accent): you gotta STOP doing that.
Victor(who is really damn funny)(Ramraj, Indian without any traces of indian accent but in full bloom american accent and strange pronounciation): PREHH-JECT!!!
i swear it's damn funny. we were laughing and imitating at the top of our voices this afternoon in classroom 2-5 till OTIS came over from the legal writing office to shut us up.
oh and we drew some characters for the freaaky friends. mine is immensely ugly.

ok so much for doing work. it's 10 pm already? shit shit shit. ok ok. privity here i come!