Saturday, February 26, 2005

play a jazz chord

joke of the year so far for me, courtesy of *someone in law school but he does not want me to mention his name so i shall not but for those who caught the unedited r(a) version and know who he is, good for you.* but i modify a bit. dont wanna insult other races, so shall use the 'singaporean' who has broken english.

stevie wonder finishes his performance at a club. everyone stands and cant stop applauding.
at the back of the room a singaporean shouts:
'play ah jess cord!'
ok...stevie obliges and goes on half an hour of amazing jazz, rocking hot jazz. the crowd hoots at the end and are thoroughly entertained. then the singaporean goes again:
'ah ah play ah jess cord!'
'i just did play a jazz chord!' wonders stevie. being the good ole performer he is, he goes on another super half an hour of jazz man. real cool jazz that is hot shit man! and at the end the crowd really cannot take it. it's burning in there. wooh!

then the singaporean goes: 'Ah..can you play -ah jess cord to say i love you-? my favourite song.'

HAHAHAHA. I LAUGHED NON STOP. THE GUY BESIDE ME OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY WAS RATHER AMUSED.
ok..back to the memo. if you dont get the joke, it's - i just called to say i love you- . wonderful song. heh heh.

2 Comments:

Blogger The Pimping One said...

i was playing alot of jazz chords at cell group too what.

but u all never shout ah jess chord :(

8:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously, jazz is sold out man... u guys should listen to cool obscure bands like jdflfd.. iuefyvq3r's latest EP sounds brilliant too...

9:29 pm  

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