food

thanks friends, for your words including the SMSes.

a certain friend of mine decided to show us her criteria for her man. since i made mine public, i think she just wanted to have some fun and so she showed it to us. a magnificently written 31 point criteria. sorry sista, based on that list, no man would qualify. but she had to make things worse by including her number 32nd criteria. her future guy cannot have ever *ahemed*(cannot mention this on public blog). you know, in law, we learn when sometimes an attempt of an offence cannot be considered an offence. there are 4 types of impossibility. her 32nd criteria is what i would term a PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY. to my dear friend **** **-***, you never ever need to show anyone the 31 criteria. just mention the 32nd, and they will tell you to go fly a kite. but be careful where you fly it. COS according to the MISCELLANEOUS OFFENCES (PUBLIC ORDER AND NUISANCE) ACT (CHAPTER 184) section 13. —(1) Any person who (e) flies any kite, or plays at any game, or does any act which obstructs or interferes with the traffic in any public road, or the use of the wires of any telephone; shall be liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding $5,000.

but seriously, i hope to see you married and be happy. please do lower your criteria and be rid of the 32nd. and i am dead pan serious.

thanks to those who are trying to help me eat less/healthy. really appreciate it. but the problem is, i usually eat a lot. you cannot expect me to suddenly stop eating. and, a macdonald's big breakfast is really not a big breakfast. a real big breakfast is one i eat with the KIA at bintan, that kinda breakfast buffet. countless sausages, nasi lemaks, porridge, 7 eggs, bread, 2 bowls of cereals, bacon strips, and some other stuff. what i eat now is ok what. a macs big breakfast is nonsense, seriously. just like kero can get pissed over cutting a croissant into a wrong half, I AM ENTITLED TO GET PISSED OVER A BIG BREAKFAST BEING CALLED 'BIG'. it is nothing more than a re-packeged sausage egg mcmuffin. puny!!!!

this week i have been practising eating less, cos the loosest jeans have become tight. the rest of my clothes are colllecting dust. i bought an elephant leather belt on sunday cos the last one just was not strong enough for my growing tummy.i must say my efforts are not too bad. usually i consciously overeat. now, i am consciously eating only enough. and i think that really is very good already. you dont know what food means to me. only the KIAs know. i iove you guys, gerald ian xudes jun lion marcus lawrence shawn. and of cos my official Makanmatas ros and kenny. and of cos my fav eater in law school kerong!!!! and i will not forget to mention those who have shared my eating joys like vic(bomb in bishan), gillian(cameron we were eating all the time) and the pac-pam(sho cute i wanna put you in a barrel). my food enemies being bernia (always accosting me for eating) and sylvia the 'big breakfast' tee. but back to my point, i will i will throw a pau at you. oh i mean, i will stop eating excessively. will try from that, then if i get used to that, maybe will try eating healthily.

this week's food recommendation: sim lim food court the 'Li Ying Western Food Stall'. i love their chicken cutlet rice and their black pepper beef rice. shiok i tell you. the beef they give a hell lot! and it comes in big chunky pieces, not thin slices, and it's medium well, so got a bit of blood inside. wonderful. sorry munkao, and all other vegetarians.

goodnight.